After seeing quite a few monstrosities in Western Australia, I’m contemplating changing Canadian Fouls to Colonial Fouls.
The West-end hit ‘Wicked’ had to be cancelled this evening; the theatre company cited that the wicked witch was missing. Latest reports suggest she has made for the Atlantic and could have made it as far as Toronto.
Nothing like a grown ginger snoozing in his ginger hair and ankle socks on a Sunday afternoon in Starbucks. So cute!!!! I can’t handle it. Wanna squish his little cheeks!!
Awkward Family Photos - spot anyone you know? (apart from Father Christmas skiing of course) →
According to the Urban Dictionary:
Gypsy’s Curse: Male Impotence; failure to achieve an erection. Classically blamed on a failure to buy pegs or lucky heather many years ago.
Meatloaf was spotted on King Street earlier today. He’s part way to converting to Amish.
It’s not too late Meatloaf! Don’t do it! Step away from the long skirt. We love your rock ‘n’ roll!!
#whydolargeladiesalwayscarryoverlysmallbags
This person’s outfit was successfully diagnosed with late stage split personality disorder and is currently undergoing aggressive treatment #didyougetdressedinthedark?
Public Warning: Human attacked by Bettlejuice like snake whilst trying to board a streetcar in Downtown Toronto today. Snake will eat you from head down, has a huge dislike for riding boots.
Friday conundrum:
You wake up, excited that it’s Friday and it’s almost over for 2 days. But wait, Friday also means……..dress down day, AND you haven’t done laundry for almost a week. Gosh.
‘OH WHAT WILL I WEAR TODAY???’…. You better get creative lady!
“I haven’t worn my tie-dye leggies for a while, and it IS getting cold. And my beige skirt!! Oh hello you little beauty. Throw on a pair of knee-high off-brown boots, stripy scarf, my zebra bag, and VOILA!”
Who said Friday has to look bad?! Still got it lady, still got it.
